No Pressure

This post will serve only one purpose, and that is to take the pressure off the next post after such a long gap between posts. You know how, the longer you avoid something, the bigger and scarier it gets? Yeah.  If I hadn't done something, the rest of this blog would never be written.

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And...we're back.